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 CASTRO SHAW

Description: Castro might either be a paranoid schizophrenic or the greatest actor the world has ever seen or maybe somewhere in between.  He is extremely confident in his abilities in the ring, to the point where his ego writes checks his body can't cash.  He also hates being called an immigrant, he was born in Miami, but since he does appear to be of Hispanic decent and plays it up with his accent, people often call him one.  He'll go nuts if you play Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song" too.

Appearance:  Black curly mullet that is shaved on the sides and slicked back on most occasions.  He has a beard, which is missing the mustache part, going which disappears right above each ear.  He'll often wear sunglasses to cover his wild looking eyes. 

Castro wears US flag wrestling pants with red and blue fringe hanging off of them.  He also has on an elbow pad, which is often times loaded with a metal plate or object like that -- if the referee finds it he'll swear he had no idea how that got there.

Biography: Lil' Pablo (Scott Jr.) got his start in professional wrestling at the ripe age of 16 due to his father being a janitor at the local arena where they would hold matches. The wrestlers there liked Lil' Pablo's father, Big Pablo (Scott), and they gave him free lessons before each and every event.  Eventually, Lil' Pablo figured out that this was his calling, his stage to put on a show for the entire crowd. 

A key event was when he toured in Puerto Rico, and was mistaken for being Puerto Rican or Mexican, which is a huge insult to a half-Cubano.  As a result he changed his ring name to Castro Shaw (keeping his original last name), and brought out a mariachi band of midgets and berated the crowd until they nearly rioted.  Castro had to be escorted out of the building as a result, but he kept the gimmick and his "Tres Pequeños Bastardos" - three masked circus midgets that do his bidding - alive when he returned to the United States.

He's gone as far as to clear out arenas with his antics and continues to try to do the same each place he goes. 

Entrance:

[Lights in the arena shut off as an echoing guitar begins to ring out over the PA system.  Then we get the greatest quote in a movie, ever... (Roadhouse)]

VOICE: I used to f*ck guys like you in prison!

[Then the stage lights up with fireworks as "Motherf*cker of the Year" by Motley Crue rattles out a full blast over the PA system.  More fireworks go off as the SPW-a-tron, fires off pictures of Charles Manson, Oprah, Will Smith, King George III, Pee-Wee Herman, Billy Mays, a kid holding two guns drawn in a cowboy hat and whole heap more in rapid succession.]

"I'm just the bone in your side

The disrespect in your eye

I can't control myself"

[Slowly the pictures pull back until there are a bunch of them flashing together and spell out two words, those two words are none other than "CASTRO SHAW", just then from the back walks out the man main himself in a very slick and smooth manner.]

"I'm like the stain in your drain

I'm taking over your brain

'Cuz I can't help myself"

[Castro is wearing a US flag jacket with red and blue fringe hanging off of the sleevels, this of course matches his red, white and blue wrestling pants. He rubs his hands through his black curly hair and begins to make his way towards the ring... ignoring everyone on the way.] 

"Every time I turn my head

Why hear everything I said

Why I know they wish I'd go away."

[Shaw leaps up into the ring and quickly stands up on the turnbuckle where he olds his arms high into the air, just then he slowly extends his middle fingers so that each and every one of the fans knows what Shaw thinks of them and for the cameras to cut away.]

"Here I am again

Hey now... hey now...

I'm the motherfucker of the year."

[The music fades as Shaw gives a smirk towards the crowd.]

Emily:  FROM MIAMI FLORIDA, WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS, THIS IS THE LOVE MACHINE... CASTRO SHAW!!