DIRT DOG UNIQUE ALLAH
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Dirt Dog
Unique Allah Accolades:
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Description:
Dirt Dog is an Afro-American man with an average wrestler's build. He is somewhat buff, but he does not have a lot of definition. His abdomen is scarred from a knife wound. His eyes are usually bloodshot and slightly yellow around the corneas. He wears fang fronts in his mouth and his hair is usually a mess of braids or an unkempt afro. In the ring he wears Timbalands and denim shorts.
Biography:
Dirt Dog started out his wrestling career in the mid 90s in the FWLI before moving on to acclaim in the IIWF during its legendary run. The Dirt Dog was known for his inimitable interviews and chaotic wrestling style. He seemed to succeed despite himself and his alcoholism. He was renowned for his fights with his wife, Shakeemah, who more often than not, would kick him out of the family home.
His feud with Joe Petrow was legendary. However, after the IIWF closed its doors the Dirt Dog disappeared until he was recently found by Marissa Monet at Charity Carnage.
Entrance:
"Now number two, practiced the snake style
He was
known as the snake spirit
He had the speed of a snake"
[As "Snakes" by Old Dirty Bastard begins to blare the curtains start to rustle. There's some clattering, cursing and clanging before Dirt Dog comes rolling through the curtains, tossed out by the road agents. He spills down the ramp before coming to a seated position. He looks around, blinking owlishly and swigging from a bottle in a brown paper bag. The Dirt Dog stares at the laughing fans in miscomprehension before he scratches his hair and lets out a loud belch.]
"Niggaz is like serpents out there
(snake
style, no one could compete)
Serpents will bite
Lay outside, and
then they roll back into they holes
They slither, in the streets of
Brooklyn, New York
Slither in the streets, of Manhattan
In the
streets of Queens, streets of the Bronx
Streets of Staten Island
Wherever
you see em they slither
Whoever... yo
Fearsome shit... check it
out
Yo, yo"
Referee: Get in the ring. Get in the ring!!
[Dirt Dog continues to appear confused, but he simply shrugs his shoulders and scrambles up onto the ring, humping the apron and rolling and scratching himself as images of DDUA dry humping Tiffany Lane play on the SPWTron. The Referee simply shakes his head and signals for the bell. He knows he's in for a long night.]
RA: FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 248 POUNDS AND STANDING 6 FOOT 3 THIS IS THE DIRT DOG UNIQUE ALLAH!!!!
[CROWD CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Moveset:
| Signatures: Tilt-a-whirl
Piledriver Bark
of the Dog: Uraken. Deadly
Venom spray: Spits various
forms of liquid into opponent's eyes Fire
Hydrant suplex: Dirt Dog grabs
his opponent in a rear waistlock and then humps them before landing
rolling German suplexes. P-whip:
Dirt Dog catches his opponent
in a standing headscissors with them facing upwards into his groin. He
grabs both their arms and then spins to the mat, creating a neckbreaker
that leaves them facedown in his crotch Sliding Groin Kick: Dirt dog runs at his opponent and slides, sticking his leg up to kick his opponent in the groin as he goes.
Finishers: Tossed Salad splash: A top rope flying sitdown splash to the face! Fatal Flying Guillotine: A Rocking Horse clothesline against an opponent draped over the top rope. Bite of the Dog: Both opponents on the top rope, Dirt Dog grabs his opponent in a guillotine chokehold and then jumps backwards to the mat, driving his opponent's head into the mat in a super DDT before he squeezes the life out of them with the chokehold.
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