 | Name: ONO HEZONFAIA |
Description: ONO HEZONFAIA has come all the way across the seas in search of TAGU! TEAMU! GLO REE! ONO is ready to do anything to take his tag team, Kisaragi, to the top! He's very good at what he does, and what he dos is chase that gold.
Unfortunately, the boss has a twisted Japanese lawyer who speaks and reads English very well to draw up a binding contract that has all the loopholes carefully engineered to keep ONO bound by contract to compete regularly, as a tag team. With whomever happens to be handy and/or forced upon him at the time. Which is difficult, because Kisaragi seems to be under some sort of maleficent curse: Any wrestler who partners with ONO HEZONFAIA always seems to get injured in their first match together.
But for some Even-God-Couldn't-Answer-That-Damned-Question reason, ONO manages to squeak off a Hail-Mary win, keeps rising up the ladder, and comes back week after week to compete again.
Appearance: Muscular young Japanese man, triangular torso, shoulder-length black hair. His eyes look at you not as an honored competitor, but as the next step in his race up the ladder.
Performs in very shiny blue pants, with silver and black flares along the cuff, black boots.
Biography: His mom banged his dad. He came out of her no-no place. He grew up, became awesome, and is now here. "Sensuous" Samantha Bevins contracted him from overseas as part of SPW's initiative to flesh out the tag team division with new talent.
Entrance:
A discordant guitar riff echoes, and three snare hits ring out through the arena. Another riff, another trio of snare hits, and the whispered vocals come in.
"We've always been this to free all the pain."
Another riff, another trio of snares, another whisper.
"We've always been this to free all the pain."
Cue the contractually obligated pyro shot, and the band and singer break out into MADDENED SCREAMS to introduce the very proud ONO HEZONFAIA to this arena! He stops to headbang momentarily to this BADASS J-METAL theme, brushes his long hair out of his eyes, then raises an arm in a victory salute.
"Benribenri banzai benribenri banzai, benribenri banzai ningen!"
As the badass J-metal vocals strike and repeat, ONO HEZONFAIA starts down the ramp, pointing left and right as he starts getting pumped up for this match.
"Hora biribiri ikarasuka? biribiri ikarasuka? Biribiri ikarasuka? Ningen."
As ONO starts down the ramp toward ringside, his new partner steps out through the curtain. Said partner is more businesslike about his approach.
The vocals turn to a metal scream, and the guitar bass and drum thrash accordingly. Cue the contractually decreed spotlights.
"WHAT'S UP fuanzai ippai
Hanzai kienai towani
WHAT'S UP fuanzai ippai
(Uramini wana dare down?)"
ONO HEZONFAIA drinks in this awesome entrance, complete with badass J-metal theme song. He drops to one knee at the end of the ramp, flips his hair back for one more hit of the contractually obligated pyro, and shouts in glory.
"Hey hey ningen SUCKER - ah ningen ningen FUCKER
Hey hey ningen SUCKER - ah ningen ningen FUCKER"
The coercively persuaded partner follows, slightly less enthusiastically.
"WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!"
The two hit the ring, ONO HEZONFAIA rolling in and jumping in his glorious moment, the partner just shaking his head on the outside of the ropes.
"WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!"
"WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!"
The song dies into a chaos of metal riffs and sheer awesome, ONO bangs his head to the awesome theme song one more time, and now we can get on to business.
Moveset: | Signature Maneuvers:
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