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Entrance:
[The lights in the arena darken.]
"Puss pussy (Control man)
(Here come the drums)"
[Cue: "Pussy Control" by Prince]
"Uh, yeah Uh"
[A diamond shaped spotlight in a deep purple hue shines on the entrance....]
"Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen
Boys and motherfuckin' girls
This is your captain with no name speakin'
And I'm here 2 rock your world"
[The crowd stares at the arrogant Shane Diamond, and he stares back into the sea of fans and grins widely before bursting out in his hyena-like laugh. The crowd breaks out into a heel pop! From out of the back next strides a gorgeously muscular woman, his wife Miss Jasmine. She wears leather capris and a light purple halter with "The Crowning Jewel" written across the front in purple jewels. She dons black wrestling boots with "MJ" scripted on the side and purple kneepads. Both receive a hellacious heel pop and neither care at all.]
"With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman U already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy Control"
[The Diamond wears a flashy, purple robe that is decorated with diamonds and feathers with "Diamond" written across the back. Diamond begins walking toward the ring, stopping to stare at a few fans, one who has a "YOU SUCK!"
sign. The fans waves the sign toward Diamond who smiles arrogantly,
walks closely to him, and shakes his finger at him. The fans reach out
for Diamond but he jerks back quickly so no one can touch him as
Jasmine yells at Security to do their damn jobs!]
"Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control"
[Diamond
struts up the stairs and stands on the ring apron. He points to a fan
in the front row and begins laughing again before climbing into the
ring. Jasmine knees up and
ducks inside, stepping up to clap her hands as Shane raises up the
World Tag Team Title, holding it to the sky. He basks in the boos as the jeering crowd lets him have it!]
"And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, make'em act like they know
U are, was, and always will be Pussy Control"
[Diamond
walks to the center where the diamond spotlight follows him. Diamond
laughs yet again as he takes off his robe. Under the robe Diamond wears
full length wrestling tights with "Diamond" written down both sides in silver. He finishes off his attire with black wrestling boots and black elbow pads. Hefting the Title across his shoulder, Shane smiles as he waits to be properly introduced....]
"Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control"
Stone: ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MISS JASMINE, REPRESENTING TEAM EGO, FROM PHOENIX ARIZONA! STANDING 5 FOOT 11 AND WEIGHING IN AT 239 POUNDS HE IS ONE HALF OF THE WORLD TAG CHAMPIONS, HE IS
THE DIAMOND!!
SSSSHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNE DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAMMMMONNNNDDD!!!
[CROWD BOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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